Neo-Lisaism

Ah, Lisa exemplifies the process of disowning the true self.
With puberty she went from being a whole, authentic person to a diminished version of herself.


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Hair
12.26.06 (11:09 pm)   [edit]
Todays song-Soft by kings of leon

This song is so dirty



My christmas eve was pretty good, wasnt too excited for my haul
My vest, rubiks cube and money didnt look so great compared to my little spoiled cousin's ten hello kitty/barbie/pink or purple or light blue presents

I sorta dont like her
This little one year old opened all of her presents before anyone else could
Didnt like the yellow kitty stuff animal my family gave her
And disregarded all of her other toddler and way too oldish for her toys and stole this talking dog from my cousin tiffany (eight in feb)

Shes spoiled and uses her babyness to hide the fact that shes a meanie

Shes not an imp like my sweet Renee
Shes one of those girls who stab you in the back





Anyway, my christmas day sucked hard since we celebrated stuff on christmas eve
The little kids dont believe in santa so the adults were like "we'll rest on christmas day then!"
And because all of the stores were closed, I spent ten hours of my day playing on neopets

Ill admit it
I play on neopets sometimes
You know, since I have a nonexistent social life







Right
So Im done
I want to read and continue talking to michael


















Your lord and master,
Lisa
 
Happy Christmas Eve Eve
12.23.06 (9:45 pm)   [edit]
Todays song-Ask me anything by the Strokes


So for a contest to get a free book, I had to write some holiday-themed haikus

I made ten.


a-round each christ-mas
j-k-r gives h-p clues
that make me want more

what to give our far
fam-ily mem-bers for christ-mas?
mon-ey, gifts, noth-ing?

or-e-gon christ-mas
oh so rain-y and chill-y
cant you be sun-ny?

i would like to be
jew-ish so i could have a
lon-ger hol-i-day

my bro-ther tries to
learn gui-tar christ-mas car-ols
which i cant sing to

par-ents are grinch-y
when it comes to buy-ing gifts
cin-dy loo stand up

those old clay christ-mas
shows are bet-ter than new ones
real peo-ple arent good

gift wrap-ping fly-ing
ev-ery-where, i took so long
to wrap ev-ery-thing!

lil kids have bet-ter
christ-ma-ses than old-er kids
they trust in san-ta

i like snow more than
rain, so mis-ter wea-ther man,
please change the fore-cast!


Dont I suck?
Im not quite sure if some of these words have extra syllables that I missed or I turned them into syllables.


My break is sorta depressing.
No, I am sorta depressing.
For the past couple of days, I spend about three hours in front of the computer and then the rest of my time in front of the tv

Ive lost eight pounds
and then regained it
Im a fatass.
Like my mom told me to stop eating since I complained so much

[Me-god, Im so fat! look at this! fat fat fat!
Mom-then stop eating then
Me-I try, but it only lasts for a few hours
Calvin-ha ha ha!]

Ive reached a new level or laziness and depression



I cant even start on my homework/studying for my two tests, speech and debate that Im gonna have the day right after break and other classes like fucking mun

Oh shit
I forgot I had even more late homework for mun
Damn.

I hate hate hate this club.

I like key club more.



Tomorrow I spend half of my day at my aunts where I get to eat food and open presents
Yay





Homework list:
Lit-read the rest of fahrenheit 451]
AP Bio-notes for chapters 6-21 and read 22 or something like that, lecture summary
Japanese-study and retake quizzes
Gym-bring gym clothes
Amer studies-memorize speech
Math-study major for test, review
AP Psych-study super major for test
AT-nothing thank god
MUN-four, policy statements, day in the life of a chinese person, and other?
Other-call cornell and pcc, email douglass, ss essays and stuff

FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Oh well.
I start on the list on tuesday.
For now Ill just be a giant pig.



So movies Ive seen the past week...
Dazed and Confused (hella awesome, I wish I lived in this movie)
Pride and Prejudice (i loved it)
John Tucker Must Die (bloody stupid)
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (nothing else was on)
Clueless (ha ha)

New bands...
the editors
red jumpsuit apparatus

new fav magazines...
dummy
vogue

new magazines I hate...
that ap one? with the punk bands?
Spin


Yeah.
Hella.
Im done.

This is good enough for an update















Your lord and master,
Lisa

Oh!
Super extreme I would do anything to them hotties...
Michael from My Family, a british show (I love this guy, I absolutely love him)
Adam Sandler's grown up son in Click
Randy Pink Floyd from Dazed and Confused
 
Dreamers are crazy
12.10.06 (3:41 pm)   [edit]
Todays song-that liar song by TBS



So ever since I was assigned to make a sleep/dream chart for my psych class, Ive been remembering my dreams more (I dont think this is a good thing).
And Ive come to the conclusion, after writing about seven of my dreams, that Im off my rocker.

One dream was about shopping for used cds.
Another was about shopping for boxers.
Sharing cookies with Tyler.
Having my scalp tickled by a guy in my cousins' living room and another guy trying to me make me sit with him.
One was me shopping at an asian groccery store and looking at a potato machine (like those stuff animal machines but not with stuff animals).
And my latest one was about deciding which of my cousins' pet penguins we should kill.


Shopping for boxers, killing a penguin, potato machine...
I think I need some more oxygen for my brain.






Ahh, homework.

















Your lord and master,
Lisa
 
Ha ha!
12.10.06 (12:12 am)   [edit]
Todays song-Soft by Kings of Leon






From Yahoo! News about pj bottoms being a new trend--

Some styles morph into others. The all-black "goth" look has evolved in some teenage circles into "emo" -- short for emotional -- that features contrasting black, white, red and pink stripes, heavy eyeliner and a devotion to the New Jersey-based band My Chemical Romance.






Ha ha, "and a devotion to the New Jersey-based band My Chemical Romance"
















Your lord and master,
Lisa
 
Dont come around again
12.06.06 (10:45 pm)   [edit]
Todays song-Walk in the Room by Rooney


I like to sit around in front of the computer and comb my hair out due to stress


Eh?
Stress?

I wish I lived in the 20s when wars were serious and tv was in black and white.

That way I wouldnt have about a couple sch.s., v forms, college, future class decisions, about 15 chapters of bio notes to write this weekend, a debate in amer studies, ten paragraphs about fahrenheit 451 for lit, 4 chapters of bio vocab, rest of my psych chapt 7 outline questions, mun shit, key club shit, jap test, email ms. d, call cornell, call pcc, email prof, and math on my fucking back.

Which by the way hurts like hell.
I dunno if its because Im growing (not without sleep) or if its because I kicked my own ass in january and couldnt sit right for a couple of months and thats making my spine be all funny.

Yeah, I kicked my own ass so hard that I couldnt sit right until may.
Hell, I still cant sit right.

Or maybe its because IM SUCH A LARGE FATASS WHO NEEDS TO STOP EATING FOOD.
Its not like my exposure to the media and skinny girls at school is making me have anorexic thoughts, its cuz Im so damn ugly.
Acne face, oily and dry hair, giant boobs, fatass stomach and hips, beasty thighs and calves, a butt that doesnt end, back fat, being 5'5.5''

Oh man, a person with this body shouldnt even be out in public.
I should be locked up.

But what can I do.
I want to be a tall beasty lady.
No food=no growing
Of course too much food=large fatass

I could try exercising
But with lungs made out of dead air sacs filled with fluids, I cant do much


I need an inhaler, thats what I need.
Inhaler=more exercise
However, inhaler=medical bills

Oh man, I need to go to the doctors.
I need an inhaler, another type of acne medicine, more antibacterial cream, check out my ears, my lower back, and see if they might maybe have a magic pill that will shrink my chest into a 36A

all of it = medical bills = money my parents dont have


I dont need it of course.
I dont need anything.





I dont need no damn thing
Its the wants thats killin me















Your pathetic I hope you didnt read all of this lord and master,
Lisa

MOFO I still need to do mun and amer studies
 
Birthdays
12.04.06 (3:44 pm)   [edit]
Todays song-Death on Two Legs (cover song) by Rooney



Birthdays suck.

Just when I finally feel 15, I turn 16.
I got I dunno, nothing but a hug and a delicious cupcake from my friends.
I must hug one of them back.

And that was it.
Some of my supposedly close friends forgot it was my birthday, nor did not act very nice to me that day.
[LESLIE]


But I got plenty from my parents, a trip to downtown with 20 dollars to spend, a beautiful black peabody coat, a cake, a fiddy from my grams and a jackson from my lil cousin.

I got nothing from my aunts and uncles.
What nice people.


I felt pretty depressed that day.
It wasnt great.

I went to school.
Went to MUN (fucking hate this club)
Went home
Picked up calvin from his smelly celebration
Went to fred meyers to buy food
Blew out 4^2 candles (what a nerd)
Played on the computer
Slept at 12ish.

A dumbass dropped a stink bomb at like the end of the celebration (see if you guys have another one)



I guess my little cousin and Val had pretty bad birthdays too.
Im only guessing of course.




Two more weeks until winter break.

Shit I need an A in bio.
And psych.




Oh, depression hits again.
I shouldnt even be depressed.
I should be one of those happy people since my life is ok and Im not super pressured.
Oh wait, life is hard and I am pressured.








v








Your lord and master,
Lisa
 





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